“OK, we give up. We have been trying to hide it but there is no use trying any more. We confess that we are trying to take over the world.”
It was inevitable that our secret plan would someday be revealed so why say there isn’t one. Why try to debate the conspiracy theorists or cloak our agenda by hiding behind closed doors. We want it all out in the open.
Here is how we plan to take over the world:
- First, we will confuse everyone by treating them in a kind and considerate manner. This will help us gain trust and respect from everyone and then we can begin to subject the masses to our dastardly practice of Brotherly Love.
- Next, we will begin to perform acts of kindness for those in need and gradually increase our monetary gifts when appropriate to organizations also attempting to help others in need. Once we have tricked everyone into accepting our help we will then unleash the practice of full-scale Masonic Relief. This of course will cause mass confusion because people will not understand why we are trying to help as many people as possible.
- Finally, when everyone has been indoctrinated after repeated exposure to love and kindness, we will unleash our most secret weapon; the Truth. The Truth will cause others to be drawn to Masonic businesses where they find they can receive quality products and services at a fair price; where there are no sales pitches just the truth and that contracts are unnecessary, just a handshake. This will allow Masons to control the world economy. Once we control the money we will have it all.
So there you have it; our plan to control the world using Brotherly Love, Relief, and Truth. We have been telling you about it all along but you just wouldn’t believe us.
Our devious plan has been in existence for hundreds of years and is being carried out daily by men in all parts of the world. So if you want to be part of the ruling class here is how you act:
Brotherly Love – everyone in the world is one family and you should do all you can to aid, support and protect them.
Relief – be compassionate and help those who need help.
Truth – be an upright citizen and do what is right; not what is easy, expedient, or only benefits you.